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8.
some one who is from the state of Ohio
you lived in cincinnati? FAILURE!
by Katie Mac October 21, 2007
 
9.
To fail, or to become "failed", or, the act of failing. In some cases majorly, and at the cost of many lives.
George Bush,the Hindenburg blimp, Myspace, Neopets, eBaum's World (Massive)
"The bomb didn't explode, it was a failure."
by Saint Kayitar July 21, 2006
 
10.
Trying to make s'mores in a grill.
Last night was a failure! At least chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows are good separately and not heated.
by unmoutonsvp September 24, 2006
 
11.
A bad excuse not to try.
You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
 
12.
A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.
Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"
by Dusty Cioffi May 06, 2008
 
13.
One who can never win; one who is in a constant state of fail. Also, Geneva.
Geneva is a perfect example of a failure, because she can never win at shit.
by Xaivair January 08, 2008
 
14.
Collective noun used to refer to a group of neckbeards
Poor Tina; she came to Comic-con dressed as Sailor Moon and has been surrounded by a failure of neckbeards since arriving.
by pokepokepoke3 October 25, 2011