fagpul

A word given to magpul products by people who think they look stupid/ are overrated. Really the people are just jelly because they can't afford it.

Person 1: *Cool pic of m4 with lots of magpul parts*
Person 2: Wow, nice fagpul gun loser.

fagpul by Mr.poodles March 3, 2011

Fapulate 

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device 

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

Count Fagula 

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

fagpuss 

when fag or pussy don't truly describe some one.

-Rogerson just got his mom to help him ask a girl to prom
-he is such a fagpuss

fagpuss by mr. bitches 2.0 March 15, 2011

count fapula 

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

count fapula by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Fapulous 

A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.

For example:

Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"

Fapulous by The1Atheist January 4, 2014