faggort 

Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.

Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed

faggort by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009

Truman Fagpote 

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

Truman Fagpote by andy1 July 3, 2006

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

fagort 

A corruption of the word "faggot." Used most often in internet verbal battles. Also could be used to refer to a bundle of sticks.

1. Look at that pencil-pusher, he is a total fagort.

2. Light the fagort, we need it to start a fire.

fagort by J.J. Thompson October 6, 2003

faggorty

really gay banter with a nod to old fashioned victorian england

his lanuage was both profane and faggorty.
"i'd rather like to bum you old chap",
"jolly well my dear fellow, roger away"!

faggorty by jim the face January 10, 2008

Faportunity 

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012