27 definitions by pandaboyxxx

verb: when people are about to say something then all of a sudden they say "never mind" or "nvm" or "nothing" or "i shouldn't tell you" once they say they need to tell you something or they're about to say something. This often pisses people off because they expect something but the person gives up on saying it. Also, people could be saying this just to catch attention so it does in fact get annoying because the attention you're getting is the "you piss people off" attention. Minev is derived from the "mind" in "nevermind" which the "min" in "mind" goes in to minev. and never is added to the end.
Shelly (9:38:02 PM): did i tell you about eddie ?
Panda(9:38:14 PM): naw
Shelly (9:39:29 PM): hahaha
Shelly (9:39:47 PM): i feel bad
Panda(9:45:47 PM): wassup?
Panda(9:45:49 PM): ?
Panda(9:45:51 PM): well what were you gonna tell me
Panda(9:45:52 PM): about him
Shelly (9:46:02 PM): mm nevermind

I deleted some of the stuff we said in the middle, but it was a really long conversation as you can tell from the time. All of a sudden, she changes her mind...why does she have to minev me?
by pandaboyxxx August 31, 2009
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N. Tend to be a cute girl. This cute girl befriends everyone. Dont be deceived by ones looks because it tends to be a really fun, crazy, funny, loving, cool, forgiving, caring girl. Some people tend to mistake a jcutie as a normal girl, but actually, to be a jcutie, you must have to be what is listed above. This was derived from a korean girl (all koreans suck except for this one as listed in the definition: korean pride) who became an honorary best friend of the PaNDaR. Due to her, he is now inglorified by how so much crappy koreans are in diamond bar but this one is the truest and the bestest! Some tend to address another as a "jcutie" when they are being as listed above, or being a real friend unlike some other gay koreans.
jcutie: hey bestie! <3
pandar: hey ! <3
jcutie: youre my bestie
pandar: yeah i know, wanna hang out?
jcutie: HELL YEAH BESTIES TIME ONLY
pandar: yup, no one else, they'll think we like each other when we're just besties, they're like retarded?
jcutie: LOL <3 YEAH I LOVE YOU BESTIE
(an example of how the jcutie is loving)
by pandaboyxxx January 1, 2010
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noun; beyond retarded, someone who isn't special-ed but is still stupid and has no common sense, also gets bad grades; unintelligent.

Derived from the word "special-education" but simplified and modified the "special" to "ben". This word was discovered by an ancient panda-osopher who knew a friend that was named of something, so he took that something and added it in front of this word. Nowadays, new philosophers think that the panda-osopher made this word because in chinese "ben" means "stupid". So there could be two different origins.
HeYAdRee: yaa, he said that it was mean that i rejected someone to homecoming, then he asked me to go with him.
PaNDarCigar: LOL WTF?!??! DUDE HES LIKE BEYOND RETARDED
HeYAdRee: LOL!!! you should make a word for that
PaNDarCigar: BAHHAA what about ben-ed? LOL!?
HeYAdRee: YEAH!! (: tell me when it's posted

and now adreannie, the ancient panda-osopher posted it.
by pandaboyxxx September 26, 2009
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verb. when people are bored, they do this type of action which is RANDom, and is also a crappy greetING. As you can see, i capitalized the two words combined to make randing in the sentence before this. Anyways, such as some people just randomly go like "sup" and dont say anything important. Pandar personally thinks that is retarded, to talk to someone when there is nothing to say. So he developed this word so people would stfu about that crap. Sometimes, when they even say "sup" and you say "sup", they concut you by saying "nothing", i mean if they want to talk, can they be more social? which proves the panda's fact of these corrupted dickfaces.
Somone (not gonna say who): sup
ThatPandaNigga: yooo!
Someone: hey
ThatPandaNigga: sup?
Someone: nothing
*after 3 minutes*
ThatPandaNigga: ....uh....k..? so thats all you're gonna say?
Someone: huh?
ThatPandaNigga: DUDE ARE YOU BEN-ED? YOU JUST RANDING'ED ME, CAN YOU AT LEAST BE A LITTLE MORE SOCIAL IF YOU WANT TO TALK?
Someone: sorry, i was busy
ThatPandaNigga: WTF...?! so you're busy and you all of a sudden say "sup", do you just want more IM's or something to look cool? i mean thats not even cool anymore, that's like super gay. just stfu soul.
by pandaboyxxx November 12, 2009
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Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.
Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed
by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009
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when you dont give a damn about anything and you say all this crap that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. Says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.
Panda: so like i was like going like to this like--
Kelvin: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE wanna suck my dick already?
Chris/Cameron/Kevin/other tennis ppl: HAHAHAHA
Panda: wow screw you dickface
Kelvin: Let's just have sex now.
Panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
Kelvin: can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: k ill slice it off before i leave *slice*.
by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009
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n. one who pinches a lot, their way of greeting. Mostly it is girls, but a guy named Pandar is starting to pinch these girls back because he thinks they're weird when they pinch you out of nowhere. Somehow, this little pinching trend crap seems to be spreading so a lot of girls start pinching. Pandar seems to have a lot of dug up skin from these vicious women
Adreawong: *pinch* PANDEERRRRRR <---its pandar, adreannie -_-
Pandar: WTF?!?!?? THAT HURT LIKE A DICK AHHHH
Pandar: anyways, so yesterday--
Adreawong: *pinch* *gives me the adreawong glare*
Pandar: CAN YOU NOT PINCH ME AND GIVE ME YOUR OWN GLARE?
Adreawong: HAHA PANDAAAAAAA *pinch*
Pandar: (holy crap when will she stop?!?!?!)
Pandar: okay, well you're kind of a pinchaphobic, so is allison for pinching my elbow all the time which feels good, also nancy, for starting this little trendy thing.
by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009
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