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A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.
Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
by thewanderingjew22 February 09, 2012
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The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap
My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity
by JerkCough January 15, 2012
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