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A combination of two deragorty terms, Fag, for being gay, stupid, etcetera, and mort, an extremely nerdy loser
Dude, did you see that spill Brian took off his bike? What a fagmort.

Man, that fagmort Chris Claremont is still writing shitty books.
by ObiJay April 04, 2003

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