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fag factor five 

1) Being in a state of extreme homosexual flamboyance.
2) Being in the presence of a large number homosexual persons.
Guy 1: Hey dude, have you been to Club Med Gym recently?
Guy 2: No way man, last time I went it there it was like fag factor five, there was so much flouncing I had to leave.

or

Guy 1: What is that guy in the leather trousers doing?
Guy 2: OMG he just squeezed that dude's ass
Guy 1: I think we've just reached fag factor five in here
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five-star fag 

A gay man who has never felt obligated to have a sexual interest women, and has never engaged in any sort of activity in order to prove his sexuality otherwise.

Five-star fags are far and few between. They're usually the most unobtainable, and generally flamboyant, homosexuals.

They are the Megan Foxes of fags.
Caesar is a five-star fag, and I wish he would date me, but five-star fags are only good enough for other five-star fags.
five-star fag by freecigarettes September 21, 2010
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026