When you see something so gay you want do just crawl up into a ball and die at that very moment. Usually happens while watching james charles and his ugly gay ass. This, my friends, is called a fagattack.
Kyle: " man I just finished watching james charles I think I am having a fagattack"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"