Facetag 

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

Facetag by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

Facelag 

The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.

Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.

Facelag by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011

Facebrag 

To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.

Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))

"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."

Facebrag by Rtrock June 29, 2009

facegag 

a feeling of dread or disgust at seeing that two of your Facebook "friends" who have no reason to know one another have become friends with each other on Facebook, likely as the result of online flirting or a sexual encounter.

While looking through my Facebook news feed, I had to facegag when I noticed that my ex was now Facebook friends with the the town slut... who just happens to live in a town 2000 miles away that my ex recently visited.

facegag by AbbintheATL November 2, 2011

Facerape 

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

Facerape by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facerazzi

Facerazzi = Facebook Paparazzi
Someone who goes to parties to shoot photos of people who are drunk/wasted and uploads them to his/her facebook album the next day!

Guy1: Man, I got wasted last night at Gina's party.

Guy2: I know.

Guy1: How is that possible? You were not there.

Guy2: Sam posted the photos today in the morning on his facebook album.

Guy1: Bloody hell! He always does so! Sam is a f*****g Facerazzi!

Facerazzi by hoosier_brat March 2, 2009

Facebrag 

A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.

Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.

Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.

GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!

UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.

or:

JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!

UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.

Facebrag by Duchy69 August 20, 2010