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when one person smokes a blunt(weed) to him/herself.
yo son i aint smoked all day I'm bout to take a facer.
by pyro1421 July 24, 2008
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noun- a blunt smoked entirely by one person to the face until the buddha is all gone or mental retardation begins to occur
I smoked a dank forty-dollar facer at the Cudi concert last night and felt like I was on the Pursuit of Happiness.
by Steaz December 15, 2010
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"check out my pics on facers"
by Nicola Silcock May 27, 2008
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someone who fucks up a lot when they type
Stefan: "hey kyla <#3"
Stefan: "* <3/"
Stefan: "* <3"
Kyla: "WOW you are such a facer :P"
by InsanityWolf March 30, 2011
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The person that sat directly opposite you on a bus or train, that is trying as much as you to not make eye contact, its a difficult, tedious and emabarrasing situation
"couldnt take that call kido, had a facer on the way in, and the rest of the bus was empty!"
by theshadyyouallknow July 31, 2009
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Usually some annoying girl that goes out of her way to bother the hell out of you.
Man, Phuong is such a facer!
by awedkjdf August 24, 2006
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French verb meaning to facebook (it is now an official French verb!)
"Je dois facer ce soir cas je suis triste" I have to facebook tonight as i'm a sad git
by amandine13 February 09, 2010
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