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Facequit 

To deactivate one's facebook account temporarily or permanently.

There are three main reasons why people facequit:

1. To again be the douche that flaunts the fact that they don't have a facebook account, because of their craving for perceived superiority over facebook users (95% of facequitting demographic)

2. They're conspiracy theorists/paranoid, i.e., they believe the government, aliens, your mom, or any combination thereof are using facebook as surveillance.

3. They've undergone an emotional time in their lives. Most likely, if they really are going through this, if they facequit, it's rather serious; if it's really not that bad, they will not facequit; rather they will use facebook for attention.
Joe: "I guess Dave doesn't have a facebook. Good for him, it's really unnecessary, frankly."

Bob: "He has one, he just facequit. He's doing it for attention and because it makes him feel superior. He'll be back on it in a few days at the latest."
Facequit by Saxrede December 30, 2011
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Verb - To use or steal a quote, like, or wall post by someone else on Facebook and using it as your own in real life scenarios.
Idiot: "Hey wanna hear a joke I made up?" Guy: "Sure why not." Idiot: "A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me in kickboxing..." Guy: "Wow dude you totally facequoted that one, nice try.
Facequote by Ch33charones October 21, 2010
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Fæquité 

someone of homosexually, most commonly male, who wears red skinny jeans
and a zebra print crop top
Damn that guy looks like a Fæquité today

Faceguitarwii-book

A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.
"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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