Top Definition
Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.
Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.
by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005
A personals site based in Britain, where people can post their photo for everyone to see, boast about themselves, pretend to be someone else, or indulge their narcissism to their heart's content. Tempted by offers of apparently non-existant parties in London, people sign up to find that the site encourages them to insult other members, deface their photographs, and steal things in exchange for jelly beans. Tragic.
"I thought faceparty would be great, but then I saw through the bullsh*t"
by Nicky March 11, 2005
Faceparty,a site where as long as you can type something more flattering than 'nice tits' you can have meaningless sex with random dumb 18 yr old slappers!!

Excellent, its the shy sideline nerds who slag it off whilst the rest of us are giving a 17 yr old girl called tracey from Dagenham a facial in her mums council flat, Classic.
' I don't normally meet guys off Faceparty, yeah sure love, now kneel over'
by Galliano2001 June 23, 2006
Free online dating site trying to mask itself as a social networking site. To no avail.

Faceparty is full of wannabe players, with little or no redeeming qualities and/or self respect who boast display pictures of their abs, sending scantily clad, semi-anorexic blonde 18-year old charv girls who look upto Coleen McCloughlin, sexually offensive messages with the hope of getting laid. Often with great success.

Great idea if you ask me
Rippedguy69: "I am male and I have ripped abs and a penis.. you have the nicest arse on faceparty. What's your email addy? Btw.. fancy a shag?"

sexi_slapper: "whatever@hotmail lmao yeh definitely ya fit lol"
by michaelftm2 September 17, 2008
the worlds most selective website on earth, invites only by the admin team, free events/parties, exerllant social networking site, definitly not a dating site as people are banned for whoring themselves.
the site everyone hates on because they were band for being a knobber!
Faceparty is utopia!
by samwise50pence January 15, 2009
Faceparty - craftyape:

The best social networking website around.
The admin actually look after the people that use the website, set up meets and throw the best parties in exsitance. There are about 1000 if not more regulars on the site, which generaly tend to get along with each other, then there is the lurkers, people get along with them but some of them are fakes, or people just using the site to promote the buisiness or get their cock wet.
to get onto the site you have to make friends with the admin or the regulars to obtain a password, and if you disobey any of the rules you will get band
All of the above and much more make this site the best thing ever.... In the whole world
20/12/2008 - Mushroom party - best partu ever

11/4/2009 - Marshmallow party - Next best faceparty ever
by bextah May 01, 2009
Oral Sex. The act of cunnilingus or fellatio.
guy 1: Dude, your girl is in a good mood
guy 2: I gave her a Face Party this morning!
by Sinister_tounge December 16, 2012
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