facenad 

A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle

Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head

facenad by cornfritter January 13, 2011

facey 

Slang term for "facebook".

I chatted on facey for hours last night,

Did you upload them photos on facey then,

Guess who want to be my friend on facey,

facey by Peters a star May 2, 2009

Facety 

'facetious' to lovers of olde English

"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?

Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.

Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?

Grandson: But Granny ...

Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"

Facety by Funkg January 8, 2013

Bev Facey 

A gay-ass high school filled with Kings players, snapchat thots and E-girl/E-boys. The school, doesn't say whites only but there are more washrooms than minorities. Facey is home to only the finest education on how to be an annoying prick to your peers. Not only is Bev Facey the whitest school in the nation, it's located in Sherwood Park, the whitest community since slavery.

Man : Man I wish I could be as cool as someone from Bev Facey.

Bev Facey student: Lol you fucking cringe baby! You're too tan to ever be cool!

Bev Facey by Bird_Leaf January 10, 2020

Domefaced or Facey Faced 

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

Domefaced or Facey Faced by Mark The Shark Lomein May 1, 2005

facenoob 

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...

Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever

facenoob by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009

Facenovela 

Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.

Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:

I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.

10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.

Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.

Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.

Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.

Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.

10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.

Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

adios!

Facenovela by freelove36 May 21, 2009