Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.
Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:
I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.
10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.
Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.
Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.
Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.
Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.
10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.
Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
Seriously, they are all crazy. Their list of members includes:
a lesbian in the witness protection program
a preacher who likes Broadway musicals
a Nintendo Freak
a gimpy soccer player from Luxemburg
a woman who had twins at 17, her ex-husband is in prison for solicitation
and a girl who goes by pikachu with MPD
The New Neopian Academy:
no example necessary, you just have to see for yourself.
A well known Neopian (member of the Neopets.com community), your__winter is highly controversial. Your__winter says she is a member of the witness protection program. She was sent to Equitorial New Guinea after witnessing the "BAD GUYS (!!!)" murder someone. When Your__winter goes a long time without posting, people call it a Winter Drought. One drought was so long, people thought she was dead only to find out that her position had been compromised and she was relocated to Genovia. All this moving around makes her very lonely, so she relies on Neopets to meet her "BFFs".On one occasion she admitted to having a crush on another neopian, Sparkledancer95.
I am afraid to go outside because of the BAD GUYS(!!!), but at least I am never bored, because I have my BFF's to talk to!!!!