'facetious' to lovers of olde English
"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?
Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.
Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?
Grandson: But Granny ...
Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"
Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.
Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?
Grandson: But Granny ...
Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"
by Funkg January 8, 2013
by Yummymummy April 4, 2019
Who the fuck knows. This word is only for illiterate retards that don't know how to say the word feisty.
by WTF is facety October 12, 2017
Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.
Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.
by Who ate all the cheese March 27, 2018
by Nikki P. September 7, 2004
Along with abstemious, facetious is one of two words in the English language containing all five vowels in alphabetical order.
by gork March 26, 2003
by Matthew matterson April 17, 2016