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Facelagging 

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.
Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?
Facelagging by DrSm00th November 12, 2010
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Facebagging 

The act of physically bagging the face of oneself, generally in paper form, that of which is preferably decorated.

Born of an anarchical stance to promote inner beauty and/or the desire for anonymity, facebagging is a social movement currently sweeping the underground.

*Facebagging is unrelated to the act of bagging or insulting an individuals face
"I didn't want anyone i knew to recognise me with my grandmother, so I slipped on my designer facebagging bag and went outside comfortably incognito."
Facebagging by Facebagger September 28, 2009
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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