facebookacide 

Often caused by (a) the friend counter or (b) the relationship status. This is the act of deleting ones facebook page.

Can often be depicted as a sad moment where someone finds your action a moment too late and attempts to stop you in slow motion

Dear Facebook, I cannot live like this anymore. My friends are non existant. Facebookacide is the only way out. Goodbye

facebookacide by Rev. Martak Meanianski November 24, 2010

Facebookicide 

Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online

Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide

Facebookicide by superfunhappyslide May 22, 2009

Facebookucide 

When anything on Facebook makes you so depressed, i.e. seeing your ex-boyfriend's profile, or realizing you have 600 friends and you're alone on Friday night, that you delete yourself.

Neil: Hey, where is Zee's profile?

Christina: Oh, she misses me and seeing my posts made her depressed. She committed Facebookucide.

Neil: Wooord. Dang. She will be missed.

Facebookucide by Conafosho March 4, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016