The sound you make when you vomit alphabetti spaghetti
Jon ''I think i ate that too quickly''
Jane ''That was not a good idea''
Jon '' Oh no, oh god, oh no...zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba''
Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
Fart gas traps that hover around for a while - sometimes have an eerie green glow if it is really potent
Me: When I go shopping i like to leave stinkers around for people to walk into
Dave: Thats disgusting
Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online
Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide
An extremely sexy petite girl...smaller version of a ''Machine''
Oh dude i was outside that all girls school the other day and there were some wicked little gadgets about.
A drink/drugs bender of epic proportions
''Steve, what you do this weekend?''
''Mate I went on the super fun happy slide, I couldn't even spell my own face''
The sound/motion a semi erect penis makes when released from jeans
I popped my slippers on, unbuttoned my jeans and then came the flump