Urban Dictionary: Definitions by superfunhappyslide

Facebookicide

Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online

Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide

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Jon ''I think i ate that too quickly''
Jane ''That was not a good idea''
Jon '' Oh no, oh god, oh no...zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba''

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The sound/motion a semi erect penis makes when released from jeans

I popped my slippers on, unbuttoned my jeans and then came the flump

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Fart gas traps that hover around for a while - sometimes have an eerie green glow if it is really potent

Me: When I go shopping i like to leave stinkers around for people to walk into

Dave: Thats disgusting

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Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

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''Steve, what you do this weekend?''
''Mate I went on the super fun happy slide, I couldn't even spell my own face''

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