Facebook Junkie
Facebook Junkie by BlkMusicMan317 January 5, 2011
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A person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.
facebook junkie by rastadee September 9, 2009
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Facebook Junkie
n. A person who periodically signs into their Facebook account via phone or computer, to update their "Facebook status".
My sister woke up from a dead ass sleep last night and got on the computer, when I asked her what she was doing she replied: "Checking my Facebook status", What a Facebook Junkie.
Facebook Junkie by Let's just say, Alan November 22, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable