Facebook Freak

Typically someone who stays on facebook all day everyday,even when they have nothing to doon there anymore.

Shaynah:Omj,Megan is a total creepity! Shes been on facebook all day! She commented 10 of my pictures,like wtf.

Miranda:Sounds more like a Facebook Freak to me!

Facebook Freak by HRC! September 26, 2010

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facebook freak

Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a facebook freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses facebook to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on facebook , and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.

Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a facebook freak.

facebook freak by ianthemaster1 January 18, 2009

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Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications

1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD

Facebook Freakout by HK62494 December 14, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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