a social networking site for people(usually highschool). there are different groups on facebook; the sluts, tryhards, popular, quiet, fake, and the orignal cool people. the sluts add people they dont even know and generally have 700-3000 friends. they post inappropriate pictures of themselves with caked on make-up. the annoying ones are fat and try to make themselves look skinny. the tryhard always compliment other people and like their statuses/pictures in hopes of people liking theirs back. the popular people generaly get over 20 likes for their statuses/pics. they always post pics of themselves and say, i look ugly... :L god dammit, shut the fck up, the quiet ones dont make statuses or anything, they just stay quiet.. the fake ones(usually asians) always have makeup on and wear contact lenses and their hair are always dyed. the original cool people post statuses that are funny and smart. thats why theyre cool.
so techniclly, facebook is for fake people that only have lives on the internetand when they face the real world(out of highschool) theyre fcked.
p1:dude what were you doing last night?
P2:i was on facebook
P1:you mean fakebook?
by $#$%$%^trolling February 16, 2012
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a stalkers dream come true
facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
by jim March 08, 2005
the reason my papers are never done on time.
need to write report = facebook time!
by q-mas February 10, 2005
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
by Amanda November 05, 2004
WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.
by Kissabledimplz December 02, 2005
A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!
by Pro January 16, 2006
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.
by Joshthalk December 10, 2010
Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.
Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.
by runpoochrun July 09, 2009
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