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n. A social-networking site found on the interwebs. When a user registers they are able to add friends and join groups, similar to myspace. What was once a simple, unique site good for college students wanting to stalk each other, it has spread and grown to include high school kids who want to post pictures of them getting drunk, and later to include anyone who is an alumni from a university or high school.

Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.

Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.

v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Frank: Hey, did you facebook me?
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
by Matt..... June 05, 2007
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A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.

It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends

Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
by Julian isgay September 15, 2008
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A social networking website where new parents go to show off photos of their new sex trophies. Rarely used as a form of direct communication. Over-saturated with lame applications that are impossible to block due to new ones being released every 30 seconds or so. Constantly nags users to add as many friends as possible, even though the recommended additions are usually complete strangers. Features chat system which rarely works. Retains 100% of users' information and photos even after the deletion of their account, mainly because it has been permanently archived on a server inside the CIA's headquarters for future analysis.
Hey look another picture of Jen's kid on Facebook. :yawn:
by DeskFlyer December 19, 2009
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I believes facebook was created by the devil himself to destroy lives, crush reality and rip the living souls from good people as well as bad, hopefully, one day, it will be returned to its rightful owner and the good people will be allowed to live loving and beautiful lives instead of perpetual torment caused by the uncaring, insensitive people who flit around on the outskirts of their lives just waiting to pounce
facebook causes marriage breakdown, relationship crises, and it's a paedophiles paradise
by hldtim August 06, 2009
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A stupid blogging site for people with no lives that sit on their ass all day. Also, a way to broadcast yourself, to display your gigantic ego that you have, by making retarded kissy faces in pictures. Most chicks with facebook think theyre so hot, ughh hate ti tell ya butchu aren`t, nothing cute bout making fish faces in pics.
To add to that, the way most high school fights start, just cuz someone dissed them, lmfao fucking big babies!
Plus most people have facebook just cuz everyone else has it, AND I CAN SAY THAT CUZ I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK MYSELF!=)
Basically a pointless site to make you feel better about yourself, for people with low/no self esteem.
Get off facebook and GO FOR A WALK!
by xTRA2cENTS July 10, 2008
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I used to have a great social life, until I got Facebook...
by Firelovesugar October 15, 2010
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An online popularity contest for highschool and university students. It doesn't seem to matter that you may have only SEEN the person walking in the hallways, it is good enough reason to add them as a friend.
OMG! Check out Sally's Facebook profile, she's got over 300 friends!
by tealight June 08, 2006
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