B: can you ask janet what the hw was?
A: no! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics.
B: that's creepy...
A: no it's just facebook stalking.
A: no! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics.
B: that's creepy...
A: no it's just facebook stalking.
by facebook addict in rehab March 6, 2011
by Pro January 17, 2006
facebook is for ppl who know everything about you and what you do before you have even met them OR for... ppl with crushes who are too weird to let you know to your face....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
by brfgmvxd March 6, 2009
A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
by Julian isgay September 15, 2008
by PohTayToez April 27, 2007
A social networking site for your real name, real schools, and the like. A good idea, in theory. In reality, nothing more than a way for people from your past who you have long since forgotten and have no interest in knowing to look you up so they can tell you how many ignorant uneducated chav kids they have now.
Witness supposedly mature adults at your college/uni/pub/job arguing and getting upset over somebody not adding them back or ignoring them etc etc...
With any luck it will dissolve and fade away like myspace and bebo etc etc.
Witness supposedly mature adults at your college/uni/pub/job arguing and getting upset over somebody not adding them back or ignoring them etc etc...
With any luck it will dissolve and fade away like myspace and bebo etc etc.
p1: Hey, you have a facebook, we went to school together a billion years ago, I sat behind you in geography, how are you, look at my gorgeous hubby and kids, how great am I...
p2: Ackkkk, not this shit again...
p2: Ackkkk, not this shit again...
by lsd-25 May 31, 2013
An online popularity contest for highschool and university students. It doesn't seem to matter that you may have only SEEN the person walking in the hallways, it is good enough reason to add them as a friend.
by tealight June 8, 2006