A recent alternative for myspace for many teens, although the site was made for college students. Teens switching from myspace to facebook don't seem to realize that it is easier for those 50yrold guys to find you on facebook, especially when you are putting your full name, your address, phone number, AIM screen name, picture, highschool, age, etc. with full sense of security; where as with myspace, it is rare to see someone put any of their real info, and your only chance of getting stalked, raped, videotaped for a teen sex site, and finally killed with your body thrown in a New York dumpster is slim, and only happens when you put half naked pictures up, take yourself off of private, and talk to people you dont know informing them that you are horny and want to meet up.. eventually giving who you thought was a 16yr like yourself your address. With Facebook, you don't even have to talk to someone to be stalked, raped, and killed. Just put in all that personal info because the news never talks about facebook so it must be safe, and tada! You may be answering your door next week to the man who will murder you. Thanks Facebook! =)
My math teacher sent me a message on facebook last week! I don't know how he found me!
by Bandgeek0207 July 15, 2008
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a stalkers dream come true
facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
by jim March 08, 2005
the reason my papers are never done on time.
need to write report = facebook time!
by q-mas February 10, 2005
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
by Amanda November 05, 2004
WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.
by Kissabledimplz December 02, 2005
A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!
by Pro January 16, 2006
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.
by Joshthalk December 10, 2010
Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.
Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.
by runpoochrun July 09, 2009

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