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As if you've farted as light as air, like a fabreeze spray. So gently waft.
person 1: *smells* Dude. Who fabreezed?

Everyone looks at each other: Nope. That wasn't me-That fabreeze was too light.
Fabreezed by Lucky Pop March 17, 2010

Fabreze Dogged 

Your dog stinks to high heaven, but you're too lazy to give it a bath, so you spray it with Fabreze.
Joe: Dude, Ellen called and said she was on her way over, so I fabreze dogged Winston.

Brandon: Dude, you're some kind of freakin' genius!
Fabreze Dogged by iconoguy November 8, 2009

Fabreeze Fairy 

A person who busts out the Fabreeze to freshen up a rank-smelling room / apartment / office to make it habitable again.
Girl: UGH! It smells absolutely rank in here!

Boy: I've got some Fabreeze, want to be the Fabreeze Fairy?

fabreeze 

Spray something that stinks to clean it.
Fabreeze the cat pee out of your couch.
fabreeze by G unit 72 July 30, 2006
a mist in a can that you spray when things smell like shit.
wife:Did you fart?

husband:uhh yeah?

wife:nasty it smells like shit, im getting out the fabreze
Fabreze by Bobby dick Stroker November 7, 2009

fabreze dry cleaner 

When you are too poor to go to laundromat and have to just Fabreze your clothes to make them smell clean.
I am out of quarters again and my shirts are all dirty,but oh well, I will just take them to the Fabreze dry cleaner.