Eyesore for singles 

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.

Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!

Eyesore for singles by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017

eyesore 

Ugly, hard on the eyes.

Since you painted your house electric pink it has become the eyesore of the neighbourhood.

eyesore by Ken November 29, 2002

Eyegorologist 

What one calls the eye doctor.

People who are very gullible may believe this..Steven

Steve- My eye hurts I think I need to see someone about it. What's that person called?

Kelly- The Eyegorologist

Steve- O yeah thats what its called thanks I forgot. Well anyways I need to go see the Eyegorologist

Eyegorologist by fuzzymuffins November 7, 2011

eyeore 

Noun. One who behaves like Eyeore, typically in a depressing and antisocial manner. Offers no opinions to discussions, but will readily complain when results are undesired.

Her husband is such an eyeore! He never wants to come out with us, and when he does, he just pouts in the corner looking miserable.

eyeore by ophenody December 9, 2008

Eyetorectumitis

When your eyeballs and your asshole cross, and you don't know whether to shit or go blind.

When you call 911 and don't know what's wrong with you the paramedic says you have eyetorectumitis. The cure is a swift kick in the ass!

Eyetorectumitis by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

eyegrep 

To search through a large mass of non-human-readable text looking for a specific text string.

"Can you believe it took me 45 minutes to eyegrep that 17 MB xml file for an instance of the work 'thelema'?"

eyegrep by TheTechLeadThatShouldNotBe September 30, 2011

spiritual eyesore 

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

spiritual eyesore by thurb January 1, 2021