26 definitions by thurb

wind-wind

A situation in which two people are farting at the same time

^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*

by thurb May 23, 2021

that's what Xi said

That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said

^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said

by thurb October 30, 2021

Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick

^ Suck my dick, asshole
> Whip it out, motherfucker

by thurb June 28, 2023

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 8, 2021

Game of Frones

It's the way Brits pronounce "Game of Thrones"

nigel: Hey, mate, lemme borrow your "Game of Frones" DVD
alistair: No way, mate. You're a bloody plonker
nigel: Oh, bollocks

by thurb June 17, 2021

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021

LGBT

Little Girl/Big Tits

^ I'm married to an LGBT
> Huh? Your wife is a lesbo?
^ No, stupid *smack*
> Hey! Ouch!!

by thurb March 31, 2023