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there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs 

Something my seriously sadistic older brother used to say to get me to be quiet or to behave, in a multitude of scenarios, throughout my life.
Oh no, there goes Mr Bunnys eyeballs all over the interstate!

eyeballing 

Basically the same as eyeballin. To look at something with extreme interest.

Also, the act of eyeballing something is to measure or weigh something without any tools.
(Not necessarily refering to anything illegal or obscene)
"Dude! You see those chicks eyeballing your ride?"

"Lemmie see. I'm eyeballing it. Looks like 4 1/2 feet from sofa to wall....where's my tape measure? Yep, it'll fit!"
eyeballing by Tim?!? April 26, 2006

Dicked in the eyeballs 

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.
"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be [crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Vodka Eyeballing 

The act of pouring vodka into one's eyes instead of the mouth.

This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.

The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.

However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"

Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"

Juju Eyeballs 

When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .
Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."

Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."

reckless eyeballing

Verb: when one's hoe is engaged in eye contact too long with another pimp or male couterpart. Seemingly appearing stunned by his appearance, car, clothes, hoes, etc.

Noun: is the charge of the act itself as in a pimp court. Ie.. charged with reckless eyeballing.
A pimp says to his hoe bitch! Get out and walk if you see sumthin you like I ain't with dat reckless eyeballing Shit!(vrb)

Dat hoe got charged with two counts of reckless eyeballing I had to cut dat bitch loose! (Noun)
reckless eyeballing by cartierlarry September 19, 2013