means to continuously look at some one who you may or may not have any intention of getting to know them. Usually done when something is so ugly or interesting that you can't stop looking.
Johnathan: I don't know why I can't stop looking at her.
Tay: You either like her or you think she's cute.
Johnathan: No way! I think I have and eye crush on her.
The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)
argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crustyeye
A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.
A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'