Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
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The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.
After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.
by Rob Is My Name January 12, 2009
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where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)
argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye
by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010
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Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.
'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
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those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow
Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”
by ouch door handle April 29, 2020
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