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Exhausterbator is something that makes a person exhausted by masturbating excessively. This can be done by objects such as porn devices, dildos and fleshlight which the users' addiction in using these objects cause the excessive use of the objects.
Example:
Jill: I am exhausterbated!
John: Why, Jill?
Jill: I was using my dildo last night. It is such an exhausterbator.
by winkedoodle May 22, 2014