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1.
Masturbating to the point of exhaustion
Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated
by JCF17 June 08, 2010
 
2.
When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...
"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!
by The Sieve August 15, 2009