Energetically Correct

This mysterious sounding word is no Mystery. An energetically correct action is taken when the person doing the action, has made their best attempt to do something which benefits those around them, the world, the human species and lastly themselves. An energetically correct action is either the action which has the greatest benefit for everyone or the action which the person taking the action believes will have the greatest benefit for everyone. Attempting an energetically correct action is an attempt to take the action which will do the greatest universal good. Whether or not the attempt was successful it is still a valid effort. An energetically correct outcome is when all the pieces of the puzzle click together and an attempted correct action leads to ideal short term and long term results. While the future is difficult to predict, correct choices open better paths forward.

Doing everything you do to the best of your ability is Energetically Correct.

Energetically Correct by IronMikey April 13, 2023

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Energetically Incorrect

This mysterious sounding idea is no Mystery. An Energetically Incorrect action is taken when the person doing the action has made a deliberate choice to do something harmful, or has chosen an action that they know will have a worse result than another action that they are able to take.

Energetically Incorrect actions lead to things getting worse for those around us, the world and ourselves. An Energetically Incorrect action is an attempt to knowingly take an action, when the person taking the action believes it will have a universally negative outcome for those around them. Even if the person taking the action fails, they were still incorrect.

An Energetically Incorrect result, is when bad decisions lead to problems that just create more problems. While the future is hard predict, use your conscience and always do your best to nudge things in the right direction. Correct decisions in the present lead to futures with the best options.

Do everything you do to the best of your abilities, anything less is Energetically Incorrect.

Energetically Incorrect by IronMikey April 15, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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