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Thank you, you are excused, you may step out. 

Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.
Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?

Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

Excusedward 

An Edward that always gives excuses.
Edward: I’m sorry man, I just can’t make it because I have an exam tomorrow
John: oh here we go again, Excusedward.
Excusedward by Notahorribleboss January 7, 2023

exausted 

to be tired and or sleepy after having a long day.
i worked all day and i am exausted.
exausted by rosieboo January 23, 2009
1.) Alowed to leave. 2.)Released 3.)Forgivin
1./2. Teacher: You are excused class.

3.(friend takes a dank fart) Excuse you, bitch.
excused by cheeched4life September 22, 2008

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026