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excitited 

A bad english sentence created by Charles Goudreau with his incompetent brain in Sec. 2 in the movie Shrek

«Shrek is excitited to become father»
«My girlfriend is pregnant, I'm so excitited.»
«I'm having sex tonight with Urgot, I'm really fucking excitited»
excitited by Petrinator January 22, 2014
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excitapated 

So excited that you are on the verge of constipation.

Currently used by only one person.
Karen: OMFG guyz!!!! I can't believe we're going to see Hannah Montana!!!!

Me: No need to be so excitapated.
excitapated by Sammy J. G. April 19, 2008

excitipated 

when a uptight person gets overly excited about a situation. Someone who looks constipated when they get unexpectedly excited. (excited + constipated)
Dick Cheney looked excitipated when talking about waterboarding the other day.

Joe, the christian conservative and 30-year old virgin, looked excitipated when we took him to that club downtown where Becky wanted to dance with him.
excitipated by easturbanNE May 24, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026