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57.
Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba
Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.
by EWINT September 21, 2008
 
58.
Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.
Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".
by Thomas J S January 22, 2008
 
59.
To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.
"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan
by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009
 
60.
An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.
"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.
by Evannescent January 24, 2008
 
61.
1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16
"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow
by p99jamesbond007 March 05, 2009
 
62.
one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.
Stay away from him. He is such an evan.
by dfjhgoerhgf August 16, 2009
 
63.
a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead
Evan is such a twat
by EB360 January 28, 2009