An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel
Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.
by syphalius February 07, 2010
A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!
'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'

'yeah he's such an evan'

'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
by zephyrus da original February 03, 2010
A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.
That guys an Evan.
by Dee-Bo December 25, 2009
a name for a guy who has a small penis and is gay. Someone who tries to be a gangsta but really sits on his bed and plays games all day
Evan is gay
by julian ramirez March 26, 2010
Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba
Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.
by EWINT September 21, 2008
Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.
Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".
by Thomas J S January 22, 2008
To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.
"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan
by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009

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