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57.
To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.
"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan
by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009
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58.
1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16
"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow
by p99jamesbond007 March 05, 2009
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59.
An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.
"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.
by Evannescent January 24, 2008
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60.
one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.
Stay away from him. He is such an evan.
by dfjhgoerhgf August 16, 2009
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61.
a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead
Evan is such a twat
by EB360 January 28, 2009
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62.
to lie about something ridiculous.
person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.
by ballin72 March 22, 2008
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63.
A Raging Stump
Man did you see him with those guys, what an Evan.
by thecooler July 23, 2008
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