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a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead
Evan is such a twat
by EB360 January 28, 2009
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Evan is a kind hearted and a bit shy guy which he doesn't like party crazy as hell ,makes him different from others. He enjoys eating with people instead of eating alone. He cant eat spicy food otherwise his face will turn into blood red color.

He is always there to help and with a warm smile no matter what races you are.
He likes/loves the girl, will try to do silly things for her. Sometimes will make some jokes and try to get more body touch.
He loves travel around for new life.

He is a simple yet wise guy and only those with a simple mind will understand him.
Girl: Why stare at me?
Evan smiled in a shy way.....
Girl:Why eat the watermelon skin? hahaha
Evan: Just to make you laugh.

Girl: the splash from the boat......
Evan: Did I make you wet......(witty smile)
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Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.
Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".
by Thomas J S January 22, 2008
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A really awesome guy if your nice to him... he'll get really mad sometimes. But he's REALLY funny! Not afraid to say whats on his mind.
Girl 1: I hope Evan asks me to the dance he's super hot and really funny!

Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!

Girl 1: oh... :(
by Dani Cali August 12, 2011
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A guy with an amazing dad.
Hey hod dad is fit.
Yeah that's evan.
by Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvan July 05, 2012
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Man did you see him with those guys, what an Evan.
by thecooler July 23, 2008
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a guy who is just, like, the best, period. Most athletic in the world and pulls all the bate. Cops so many shoes he fits more in his closet than how many burgers Phillip Banks can throw down his stomach. 11-inch dick and sends every girl he fucks on the strecher. Eats the booty like groceries. Most interesting man in the world.
"Evan" eats my booty like groceries, awww it just makes me feel like salad WITH the dressing.
by FTASM May 21, 2015
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