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He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.
"Evan is amazing"
by just that girl who like him June 26, 2013
a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.
Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!
by stupidbitch27 May 09, 2010
Something that is disgusting.

A synonym for: horrible, 'angin, raw, errrr!!
Aaaah, that growth on your toe is Evans, hangin!!!
by J. Davidson January 09, 2010
a guy who never writes back when you want him to. can never depend on him. gives you empty promises. uses girls for sex. fond of drink and weed.
evan. womaniser. alco. empty promises.
by random_observer1234 February 06, 2010
An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel
Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.
by syphalius February 07, 2010
A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!
'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'

'yeah he's such an evan'

'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
by zephyrus da original February 03, 2010
A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.
That guys an Evan.
by Dee-Bo December 25, 2009
a name for a guy who has a small penis and is gay. Someone who tries to be a gangsta but really sits on his bed and plays games all day
Evan is gay
by julian ramirez March 26, 2010