He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.
"Evan is amazing"
by just that girl who like him June 26, 2013

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A smart person who whines when yelled at. They love winning and when they lose they are in a deep pit of nasty.
That guy is such an Evan.
by lamolozer February 26, 2015

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a fucking douche bag; can also be considered a man whore.
"He's such an evan"
"Why?"
"He broke up with a girl then went out with another one a day later."
"Shit."
by kkkaaammm August 20, 2012

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just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!
person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.

jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!

hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.

you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 08, 2010

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a fucking piece of shit that nobody likes. 99% of all evans are killed virgans
you fucking evan
by i am da one!!!!! November 14, 2016

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A lil bitch ass red head that is only into bitches that don't shave and has a hard time looking "fly" in his snapchats
Guy 1: Did you hear that Evan died?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
by PureProtein October 07, 2015

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A guy with an amazing dad.
Hey hod dad is fit.
Yeah that's evan.
by Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvan July 05, 2012

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A half black guy that enjoys giving hand jobs in the parking lot of any family restaurant. This type of person acts high and mighty but crys them self to sleep while masturbating every night. If you are ever in the presence of one leave immediately or you may become infected with AIDS.
Evan is a fag
by Phill Davis December 29, 2011

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