euroflation

The fact that European football players stats are better than South Americans' because in European qualys for the world cup and the new made-up marketing tournaments (Nations league) the strong national sides play against Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Armenia, San Marino, and Genovia, among many other tiny countries. These games usually end up 8-0

Jonah: man, Lewandowski has scored 13 goals in his last 5 games playing for Poland
Dan: that's because of euroflation. Last 5 games Poland played against Northern Macedonia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Armenia, and The Vatican
Jonah: bu-bu-but look at those stats, he's definitely better than Messi, right?
Dan: No, he isn't

euroflation by RationalFootballFan from Chile June 20, 2023

European Overhand

A tricky technique of male masturbation, performed when the flogger uses a palm-down hand position whereby the index finger is closest to the shaft base, as opposed to the classic underhand where the pinky is closest.

I had the house to myself last night, so I took my time on the internet: right hand, left hand, then finished off with a torrid spree of European Overhand.

European Overhand by EloyWayne February 19, 2012

european surprise 

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.

"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"

european surprise by divinemuffin February 8, 2019

Europa universalis 4 

Also know as EU4

A "game" in which you paint a map of the world while changing numbers in historically accurate windows excel spreadsheets and devote at least 3 hours a day too.

"man have you seen Mael "
"nope last i heard he had a mental break down after failing a Pomerania run in Europa Universalis 4"

Europa universalis 4 by MiamiWTH February 19, 2021

European Tire Change 

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).

My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!

European Tire Change by Racer XXX October 12, 2018

Eurocentric 

Systems of philosophy and historical revisionism to downplay the culture, innovation and intelligence of darker persons.

As a eurocentric, I have never read a time in history of any West African high technological civilizations.

Eurocentric by thescientist100 November 5, 2011

EURO TRAINING 

The most hardcore training regimen known to man. The style is defined by adding excessively explosive, though arguably not extraneous, movements to common exercises. In addition, the vocalization of the phrase with a slight pause after each word (ex between reps) should be performed for optimal results.

The term was coined by actor/dancer Terry Crews on an episode of My Wife and Kids.

guy1: Yo, wanna go for some EURO TRAINING?
guy2: ... My chest gonna look like yours?
guy1: In-Deed.

EURO TRAINING by myk04l September 6, 2009