Something that will never happen
The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD
by fatass June 05, 2004
It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.
by Someone else October 15, 2002
Damage occurring to Mosfet and CMOS chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.
Fuck...The ESD ripped up my 4094..fuck static electricity
by Tam Hanna May 31, 2003
Extra Sensory Deception - the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it's not there. Not to be confused with ESP or Extra Sensory Perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.
I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it was just ESD ... my phone was on the charger!
by SkaWtT November 15, 2014
ESD - publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, "Eat shit and die." Commonly followed by a proper noun of address. Typically used in situations where the word shit is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.
Mr. Jones, I want you to go into the lounge of the common area at Walton Hall tonight and write on the chalkboard, "ESDW. XOXO, H."
by Frustrated_Monolingual December 31, 2009