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Anglo-Saxon for One Who Guards the Wall. People named Walton who have people call them "Walt" are rejecting over 1000 years of heritage and are fags.
Option 1
- "Hi, I'm Walton"

- "Hi Walton, what a cool name. Can I call you Walt?"

- "No."

- "Wow, you are so awesome!"

Option 2
- "Hi, my name is Walton, but you can call me Walt."

- "Fag."
by Jessica Vandermond February 04, 2010

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A fanatic Arsenal supporter who watches every match on the edge of his seat whilst enjoying a quick hand shandy from a morbidly obese woman.
"Hey fancy Walton at the match tonight - that chick over there looks huge."

"Too right - the game looks good and she is massive"
by Spare Rib September 13, 2011

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