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A.K.A. Lade: A large American SUV based on the GMC Suburban and Yukon models. Favored particularly by hip-hop stars, as they can accomodate more members of their crew than a Ferrari or luxury sedan.
The grille of the Escalade looks better than that of the GMC Yukon.
by EJL December 13, 2003
An over-priced SUV that rappers and hip-hop artist drive and sing about.
Most young white male teens think that they are ballin
My esss-cuh-laaaade izz off da mofuhkin heeeezy.
Dude! Look at that Escalade!!
by Mr Bkr January 11, 2009
Is a top-of-the-line full-size luxury SUV manufactured by General Motors under the Cadillac Marque. The Current generation Escalade/ESV and EXT are built using the GMT-900 platform using an IMPRESSIVE Vortec 6.2L V8 delivering 409 BHP @ 417 Ft. LB. of Torque the Escalade/ESV/EXT trio are the MOST powerful and successful SUVs/SUT ever produce by General Motors.

SOME body panels are share between the Chevrolet Tahoe, Suburban and Avalanche and GMC Yukon and Yukon XL Yukon/Yukon XL Denali. HOWEVER, No interiors are share between the entry-level Chevrolet and GMC versions.

Some Features exclusive to the Cadillac Escalade trio are Autobeam HID and LED headlights, Magnetic Ride Control sensors and cooled and heated cup holders.

The top-of-the-line-trim GMC Denali package versions feature SELECTED similar details enhacing its appearance. A number of features, engine size and number of safety airbags commonly found in the Cadillac versions can also be found in the Denali package.

The Escalade is the most hated luxury SUV in the world by poorly uneducated and immature idiots who CANNOT afford it and choose to compare it to the cheaper Tahoe, Suburban, EXT Yukon or Yukon XL or as a "Nigger car" "pimp car " or "drug car" vehicle due to it's popularity in Rap music videos and shows like The Sopranos.

The most hated comments come from the assholes who drive current-to-date UNDERPOWERED Navigators and Range Rovers and those who will NEVER be able to afford not even an used one.
Logan: Fred got himself a new ride after the many headaches with his Range Rover HSE.

Joseph: Yep, it's the new Escalade. A great choice. Dumping that Hindu-owned-wanna-be-SUV clunker was a GREAT idea.
by GM Co. July 31, 2009
someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.
you are such an escalade
by arielle May 08, 2004
ugly@$$ box car
see H2
That escalade looks ghetto.
by mmx January 17, 2004
an escalade is a vehicle taht true pimps and rich people drive. The escalade is made by cadillac and is usually priced around 50,000 US or more. You can pimp out an escalade and it will look very sweet. Usually rappers rap about drivin in their Caddy.
Escalades are the best SUV's you can buy. They are pimp mobiles
by LilJOnwhattt: July 27, 2005
Get out of the place you're at.
It's good in foreign countries as people generally won't understand you.
Yo let's escalade to the nearest super 8!
by ba2k January 07, 2007