Correction Errection 

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.

Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'

Correction Errection by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010

One Direction Errection 

A love from a male towards one direction which causes them to have an one direction errection.

guy: OMG guys! I'm having an one direction errection!

One Direction Errection by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

Errectile Malfunction 

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

Errectile Malfunction by Zaky November 27, 2006

large errection 

its something you get when i look at another men. its when your 3 inch punisher gets a stiffy. it feels nice but hurts to pee. when u get an errection the best way to ger rid of it is to shove a rusted nail up your uratha.

ya yet lets go boys i just got a large errection

large errection by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019

Errectum 

When you get a boner by looking at asses. Usually female asses.

Guy #1: Did you see ______ lastnight?

Guy #2: Yeah, man. _______ gives me an errectum.

Guy #1: An errectum? What's that?

Guy #2: You know? An errectum. Where you get a boner by looking at a smoking hot ass.

Errectum by Beau Vyne March 29, 2010

errection 

A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.

Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.

errection by aum108 March 7, 2012

Errectile Abuse 

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction

"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"

Errectile Abuse by Zaky November 27, 2006