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A jawn who has a jew-fro, and stabbed himself with a butter knife by tripping over his dog, then decides to hook up with a girl that he met in the hospital that OD on herion, and HE LOVES TO PUT BIG DIPPS IN
did you see that erik put that huge dip in??

that erik tripped over a dog and nearly died!!! lol
by jawnmaster January 26, 2011
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a freaky, weird, teenage boy with an oddly-shaped head and does drugs who's secretly gay and is so desperate for a girlfriend he stalks anyone he talks to and sends creepy messages to every girl on facebook and he blows kisses to their buses. Generally good at Guitar Hero
Charles is such an Erik!
by 316CO143 April 13, 2011
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A fucking douche that has a chode. Girls hate him and he loves little boys. Eriks need a life. He spends all of his day looking at gay porn, and he is very fat.
Yeah, hes such an Erik
by bicuriosgirl December 05, 2010
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17.
Poor excuse for a human being. Cant work because he is too lazy and likes to date trolls. He is now in love and soon will probably mate and create a lil ugly orc baby. Lives under a bridge and gets it from behind quite often.
If your like Erik, go jump off a cliff your better off dead.
by dididothat May 05, 2010
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18.
To pull an Erik is to have sex with a grotesque midget in the shower.
"He Phil youll never guess what happened to me last night! I totally got Erik'd at my place."

"howd you pull that off"

"Circus in town"
by Big Daddy C October 14, 2006
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19.
To be Elite, or an Elistist.
That is so Erik it is beyond description.
by EVP February 07, 2006
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20.
Aka Ewok, the Hoorah master...
Listener, Counselor, Master philosopher
Attentive but brash at times
I want my son to be an Erik when he grows up
Eriks are so unique and great listeners
My counselor is such an Erik
by Laughing Lady May 29, 2012
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21.
A Hott, Strong, Sensative man. Who all the girls fall for.
Girl 1- Wow have you seen Erik he is completely Hott.

Girl 2- I Know I'd like me a peice of him.
by JessAnn92 January 23, 2009
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