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An erection is a powerful trick that a penis does when it becomes sexually aroused. Like an elephant's trunk, it can raise up high into the sky. The erection is often used for sexual intercourse and masturbating or even being naked. And teenagers love to get erections, but sometimes, the get an unexpected one in public, and they will try to ignore it.
Ross stared at joy at Julianne's bare midriff as she walked up to the front of the school board. Before long, his penis began to stiffen and relax as it pressed against his jeans. Then he looked down and saw the erection. He took off all of his clothes to give the penis some air. Now, Ross was naked as a seal and lied down on the desk bare and began rubbing the boner with his middle finger. Julianne noticed Ross and became attracted by the session. Finally, the snout of the penis released semen and Ross wiped it off with a towel. Julianne fell in love with Ross and said "Great job masturbating." as I smiled nervously and blushed, and Julianne kissed my bare body.
by VBruno August 19, 2013
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1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention
1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*
by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003
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when your penis is fully up and ready to go :)
girl: can i blow you yet?

guy: yes, i have the biggest erection

girl: whoopie!!!!
by dcd13' (tmtmtmtmtm) October 07, 2009
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What a male sometimes gets when he sees a female that turns him on.
Male See Sexy Female He Get Erection If he has the looks she will settle him down

After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.
by Ali Bashir January 31, 2006
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1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!
Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!
by rob August 02, 2004
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Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"
by girondinho February 08, 2009
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something tony blair needed to have so he could become prime minister
"Erection"-this can be explained by what the effects of viagra have on tony blair because hes one big D""k
by sir tommay November 01, 2006
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