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When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.
by cuz fuck you thats why February 02, 2015
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Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
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polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
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The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
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When a man's soldier won't salute.
Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?
by PsychoSpongeBob August 05, 2016
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When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.
Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.
by Gollum May 19, 2006
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