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epizootics of the blowhole 

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit
Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

Epizoodic 

Epizoodic: a cold or the flu
Epizoodic by PsychicChainsaw July 7, 2008

episotic 

An episode of a tv series that, when compared to previous episodes, pales greatly in comparison, and, in simple terms, is completely idiotic, or a complete disappointment.
James: Did you see the final episode of the Sopranos?

Mary: Yeah, that was episotic.
episotic by Ziggy McChops February 26, 2008

Epizooty 

To throw a fit; to over react.
Darlene's parents threw a complete epizooty when she told them she got the clap from Mark Paul Glossar.
Epizooty by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

epizooties 

Is when one walking like an Egyptian with it coming out both ends
She got food poisoning so she has the epizooties
epizooties by BrianAshleyMiller October 12, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026