Enragement Child 

An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.

Freddy Fazbear: (To Balloon Boy) "Inhale my Dong, Enragement Child".

Enragement Child by UltramanVectis April 9, 2015

enragement child 

No one is quite sure what exactly an enragement child is, but we sure as hell want to start using this phrase as soon as possible.
From gaming parody "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

Inhale my dong enragement child.

enragement child by Turtlelord April 4, 2015

enragement child 

A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.

<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."

enragement child by BlannyBloo September 9, 2015

Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

Enragement ring by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009

Enragement child 

Child created out of anger

Enragement child is common in the side's family

Enragement child by 459395 June 1, 2023

Enragement Child 

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.

"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"

Enragement Child by RaiRaijinn April 20, 2015

Enragement Farming 

Enragement farming is a social media tactic that involves artificially increasing engagement.
Posting dissenting or unpopular opinions may cause trolls or the intellectually bereft to become BIG MAD.

Dude, were you Engagement trolling?

Nope, It was unintentional Enragement Farming. I was just voicing my honest opinion, and the trolls got BIG MAD.

Enragement Farming by TekphreakDotCom September 12, 2024