Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.

1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

Enchantment Table by plsapproveme June 15, 2020

Enchantment 

A upgrade that can be put on anything a enchantment can make you feel something that you haven’t felt before. Also used to enchant Minecraft tools.

Mike: Yo bro! I feel like I just got a enchantment on my netherite pick!
Jason: Alr bro good for you i guess

Enchantment by Reversed March 30, 2022

enchantment table 

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.

“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”

enchantment table by JahsehOnfroyRicardo September 12, 2019

Enchantment 

An Enchantment is a spell, mostly used in fantasy games that follow the concept of spells.
It's a 'positive' spell targeted on friendly targets. When these spells are cast they mostly have a 'longer' effect on the target.
(eg. an invisible shield that lasts for 15 secondes and decreases incoming damage by 10)
Of course these Enchantments can vary in much ways and types.

Warrior: Damn duud I'm under attack by a creature.. I'm dying !!
Healer: dunt worry, I'll cast an enchantment for you
Warrior: Ty

Enchantment by Zero-G October 26, 2005

Enchantment? 

A question that is, no matter the conversation, always on topic.

Leliana: Oh, hello Sandal!
Sandal: Enchantment?
Leliana: What are you doing with all those mangled corpses?
Sandal: ENCHANTMENT.

Enchantment? by Topekalady. April 30, 2010

Enchantment Table 

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho

Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?

Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table

Pewds: That's racist

Enchantment Table by DeliCiel January 31, 2021

Enchantment Table 

language used by gods

Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!

Enchantment Table by BigGayDaddyIsHereToEatYourFeet October 21, 2019