Enchantment Table

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.

1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

by plsapproveme June 15, 2020

Enchantment Table

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho

Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?

Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table

Pewds: That's racist

by DeliCiel February 1, 2021

Enchantment Table

language used by gods

Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!

by BigGayDaddyIsHereToEatYourFeet October 21, 2019

enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft

John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot

by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020

enchantment table

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.

“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”

by JahsehOnfroyRicardo September 13, 2019

enchanting table

an ancient language that cant be deciphered or translated

demon : starts speaking enchanting table

brain : were fucking screwed

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 8, 2022

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023